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Don't lick razor blades.
Never piss,puke,or fart into the wind.
When you're done playing with it,clean it first,then put it back where you found it.
Never play with alligators.
Don't stick forks in your eyeballs.
If a herd of elephants is chasing you then get outta the way dummy.
Never take laxatives before a big date.
Shoes generally fit better when you put them on the correct foot.
Never hug a cactus.
If a woman asks you "Does this dress make me look fat?" Start running,doesn't matter where,just start running.
Never bungee jump without a cord.
 
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