Well I've seen stranger introductions... maybe. So... Welcome aboard bitchy first post guy!!
Bet you don't do a lot of blind dating:
"Hi I'm Anne... I'm a capricorn who likes rainy days, puppies, travel, and curling up with a good book... and you are?".
"Are you really going to wear that outfit all night... cause damn I'm hoping it will improve but... well... damn!"
(we all suffered through the first day "why the hell can't I post" blues - I think it's a Darwin thing... survival of the forum fittest)