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When mom said "don't run with scissors" (or anything else sharp), she meant it!

Damn. Lesson hard learned there! Forknose!

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That’s gonna leave a mark. I knew white man talked with forked tongue. Now, white kid talks with forked nose.😱
 
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Like drilling out an airbox for more airflow...........
 

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I wonder if when he blows his nose if he uses a tissue to blow into will snot rockets shoot out of the holes since the front holes are restricted with the tissue?
 

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When he laughs so hard milk comes out his nose it will look like one of those fountains in Vegas.
 

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Seems there might be a nick name in this kids future. Maybe something like 'forkit' or 'forkedup' or . . .
 
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Dad always said: "Be good. If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful name it after me." I've heeded that one.
Mom said: "Don't sleep with anyone crazier than you are." That one I've broken a few times.

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Ready made holes for jewelry.
About half a century ago I put my tongue on a frozen metal fence post... they won't let me forget it.
 

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Ready made holes for jewelry.
About half a century ago I put my tongue on a frozen metal fence post... they won't let me forget it.
WAIT! I KNOW YOU! YOU'RE THAT KID!! .... THAT KID .. IN THAT CHRISTMAS MOVIE THAT LICKED THE FROZEN FLAG POLE!!!!

 

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Dad always said: "Be good. If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful name it after me." I've heeded that one.
Mom said: "Don't sleep with anyone crazier than you are." That one I've broken a few times.

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My grandpa used to ask me and my cousins the following:
“If I give you a closed box with 10 holes on it, would you put your 10 fingers in at the same time?”
To our negative answer he’d go: “well you have only 1 d..k, think well before putting it anywhere”

Sound advice. Not always easy to comply with though......
 
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Haahaa! That's a good one.

All my stepdad did when he felt it was time for "the talk" was ask me if I knew what the clap was (I think I was fifteen). I answered in the affirmative. The end. It was actually pretty funny how uncomfortable he was with that. :)

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