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Guys, need some "earth to Dietrich" grounding here.
Is it wrong that I am sitting at my desk, sneaking on Ducati forums, trying to hide a big cheesy grin just thinking of twisting the grip to loft the front wheel of grandpa's tractor across intersections in my work slacks and loafers at lunch?
Is it wrong that I'm flat broke and trying to figure out how many credit cards I could finish maxing out to build the motor I want? And for what? An even lumpier idle and mo powah, to get in even more potential trouble on the street with?
Is it wrong that I'm thinking of converting the bike to a monoposto... screw picking up chicks.
I need a cure, and I don't think more cowbell is going to do it. :abduct:
Is it wrong that I am sitting at my desk, sneaking on Ducati forums, trying to hide a big cheesy grin just thinking of twisting the grip to loft the front wheel of grandpa's tractor across intersections in my work slacks and loafers at lunch?
Is it wrong that I'm flat broke and trying to figure out how many credit cards I could finish maxing out to build the motor I want? And for what? An even lumpier idle and mo powah, to get in even more potential trouble on the street with?
Is it wrong that I'm thinking of converting the bike to a monoposto... screw picking up chicks.
I need a cure, and I don't think more cowbell is going to do it. :abduct: