an office co-worker has said several times.
"your bike just looks mad, why does it look mad?"
"It looks like it would just kick your *ss if you got to close."
"What happens when you fall off, does it just eat you?"
then a great suggestion, "...get an alarm that growls whenever somebody gets close." I am going to look into it I think
I got great entertainment from these comments and thought I would share.