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1.You have an sincere passion for this fantastic brand.

2.You think the V-twin rumble is better than sex.

3.You can't live without your daily dose of Desmoporn.

4.You don't look twice at any other motorcycle manufacturer.

5.Your wife or girlfriend thinks you are NUTS.

6.You own every movie that a 916 has appeared in.

7.You lived off of Ramen noodles for a month to buy your first Ducati.

8.You think Massimo Tamburini was the second coming of Christ.

9.You consider the Ducati Factory in Bologna to be the most Holy.

10.You were appauled by the 999.

11.You were happy like a 7 year old with the introduction of 1098.

12.You dream everynight of owning a Desmosedici.

13.You fight and bicker with your wife over your addictive Ducati spending.

14.You need carbon fiber anonymous counseling.

15.You thought D16 was a new bra size.

16.You feel being a "Ducatisti" is an honor.
"Our Father, Who art in heaven
Tamburini be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
His will is done,
on earth as it is in bevel heaven.
Give us this day protect our head,
and forgive us our apex passes,
as we forgive those who passes against us;
and lead us not into salvation,
but deliver us from error. Amen."
 

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WTF #10??? Whether it's "ugly" or not it's still a Ducati.
 

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There's one single thing that makes you a true Ducatisti:

You've performed your own valve adjustment and belt change. Once you've successfully done that, you're the real deal.
 

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There's one single thing that makes you a true Ducatisti:

You've performed your own valve adjustment and belt change. Once you've successfully done that, you're the real deal.
Yep, that whole list was BS (and none applied to me).

But valve adjustments and belt changes, I'm there!

Oh, and it's 'ducatista', 'ducatisti' is plural.

Tom
 

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#10 should read "you were appalled when the Japanese knock off 1098 appeared"
 

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1.You have an sincere passion for this fantastic brand.
Yes
2.You think the V-twin rumble is better than sex.
Don't have time for sex cuz your riding on the bike all the time.
3.You can't live without your daily dose of Desmoporn.
Got it in the garage, don't have to go far to see it.
4.You don't look twice at any other motorcycle manufacturer.
Other people make motorcycles? When did that happen? LOL :rolleyes:
5.Your wife or girlfriend thinks you are NUTS.
Ya'll think I'm nutz... I reset my case.
6.You own every movie that a 916 has appeared in.
I think I do, but that was by accident.
7.You lived off of Ramen noodles for a month to buy your first Ducati.
Worse, I don't even have a car, because of my Duc's.
8.You think Massimo Tamburini was the second coming of Christ.
If you consider Christ a genius...
9.You consider the Ducati Factory in Bologna to be the most Holy.
AND THEY ARE MOVIN' IT! Thats so sacrilegious!
10.You were appauled by the 999.
Its an ugly duckling for the street, would never own one in street garb, for the track its only second to the 916, its a beaut!
11.You were happy like a 7 year old with the introduction of 1098.
Gitty as a school girl!
12.You dream everynight of owning a Desmosedici.
Could care less the bike even exists. If I owned one, I'd trade it for a 999RS.
13.You fight and bicker with your wife over your addictive Ducati spending.
Its one reason I'm single...
14.You need carbon fiber anonymous counseling.
Considering my first Ducati was a 100% carbon fiber faired bike, yea, you can say I need a bit of counseling.
15.You feel being a "Ducatisti" is an honor.
Very few Ducati owners are Ducatisti... especially those who wanna see Ben Spies win the WSBK championship. YUCK! Thats how you know a TRUE Ducatisti vs someone who just rides Ducati's.



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I don't know about the rest of you but I'd chose sex over a ride on my bike anytime.




After all a 5 minute delay isn't really going to make much difference to my rideout...... :D
 

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I give the OP a B-. I disagree with #10 and #11. Also, true Ducatisti would never have committed #15.:rolleyes:
 

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Very few Ducati owners are Ducatisti... especially those who wanna see Ben Spies win the WSBK championship. YUCK! Thats how you know a TRUE Ducatisti vs someone who just rides Ducati's.
That's so true! I also hated Haga until he threw a leg over a Ducati:abduct:
 

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Yes

Don't have time for sex cuz your riding on the bike all the time.

Got it in the garage, don't have to go far to see it.

Other people make motorcycles? When did that happen? LOL :rolleyes:

Ya'll think I'm nutz... I reset my case.

I think I do, but that was by accident.

Worse, I don't even have a car, because of my Duc's.

If you consider Christ a genius...

AND THEY ARE MOVIN' IT! Thats so sacrilegious!

Its an ugly duckling for the street, would never own one in street garb, for the track its only second to the 916, its a beaut!

Gitty as a school girl!

Could care less the bike even exists. If I owned one, I'd trade it for a 999RS.

Its one reason I'm single...

Considering my first Ducati was a 100% carbon fiber faired bike, yea, you can say I need a bit of counseling.

Very few Ducati owners are Ducatisti... especially those who wanna see Ben Spies win the WSBK championship. YUCK! Thats how you know a TRUE Ducatisti vs someone who just rides Ducati's.
LOL! I got this from a friend so I copy n paste it LOL
Hey Tye...even though all of your questions and answers are funny as hell. you are correct about the very last part you said about being a true ducatisti! And Ben won't win the WSBK championship. Haga will. Wise old experience and the 1198 is more reliable than his R1.
 

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Don't we technically have L-Twins. I mean, if we are really being Ducatista, right?
 

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There's one single thing that makes you a true Ducatisti:

You've performed your own valve adjustment and belt change. Once you've successfully done that, you're the real deal.
+1

Hell, if some of those make you a ducatisti, then I'll be happy not being labeled one.
 

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There's one single thing that makes you a true Ducatisti:

You've performed your own valve adjustment and belt change. Once you've successfully done that, you're the real deal.
Woot! I'm in!

+1 the list is BS.

Have a good one.
 

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There's one single thing that makes you a true Ducatisti:

You've performed your own valve adjustment and belt change. Once you've successfully done that, you're the real deal.
I'd say youre not officially a Ducatista until youve replaced at least one flaking rocker.
+2 the list is pure BS....everyone ive ever met who've considered themselves "Ducatisti" have been complete A-holes.
 

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I'd say youre not officially a Ducatista until youve replaced at least one flaking rocker.
+2 the list is pure BS....everyone ive ever met who've considered themselves "Ducatisti" have been complete A-holes.
No fair!!! I don't have that problem!
 
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