1.You have an sincere passion for this fantastic brand.
2.You think the V-twin rumble is better than sex.
3.You can't live without your daily dose of Desmoporn.
4.You don't look twice at any other motorcycle manufacturer.
5.Your wife or girlfriend thinks you are NUTS.
6.You own every movie that a 916 has appeared in.
7.You lived off of Ramen noodles for a month to buy your first Ducati.
8.You think Massimo Tamburini was the second coming of Christ.
9.You consider the Ducati Factory in Bologna to be the most Holy.
10.You were appauled by the 999.
11.You were happy like a 7 year old with the introduction of 1098.
12.You dream everynight of owning a Desmosedici.
13.You fight and bicker with your wife over your addictive Ducati spending.
14.You need carbon fiber anonymous counseling.
15.You thought D16 was a new bra size.
16.You feel being a "Ducatisti" is an honor.
"Our Father, Who art in heaven
Tamburini be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
His will is done,
on earth as it is in bevel heaven.
Give us this day protect our head,
and forgive us our apex passes,
as we forgive those who passes against us;
and lead us not into salvation,
but deliver us from error. Amen."
2.You think the V-twin rumble is better than sex.
3.You can't live without your daily dose of Desmoporn.
4.You don't look twice at any other motorcycle manufacturer.
5.Your wife or girlfriend thinks you are NUTS.
6.You own every movie that a 916 has appeared in.
7.You lived off of Ramen noodles for a month to buy your first Ducati.
8.You think Massimo Tamburini was the second coming of Christ.
9.You consider the Ducati Factory in Bologna to be the most Holy.
10.You were appauled by the 999.
11.You were happy like a 7 year old with the introduction of 1098.
12.You dream everynight of owning a Desmosedici.
13.You fight and bicker with your wife over your addictive Ducati spending.
14.You need carbon fiber anonymous counseling.
15.You thought D16 was a new bra size.
16.You feel being a "Ducatisti" is an honor.
"Our Father, Who art in heaven
Tamburini be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
His will is done,
on earth as it is in bevel heaven.
Give us this day protect our head,
and forgive us our apex passes,
as we forgive those who passes against us;
and lead us not into salvation,
but deliver us from error. Amen."