Lol. So gd funny.
Stopped at a Starbucks on the way up to Angela's crest a few years ago and parked right next to a new Harley 883. /-------------------/
But he wouldn't have any of it. He had the fastest bike in L.A.
Oh, that's good...
Reminds me of the day a guy in full pirate costume pulled up in front of the dealership because the salesperson had just parked a new, bright green ZX7R in front of the window on the sidewalk.
He'e riding an old iron barrel Sportster, and he's just staring at the ZX7R. Sales dude walks out and greets him and the guy just goes off on the ZX7R. "Who would want to ride such an ugly thing, it's made of plastic, it wouldn't last if I rode it the way I ride this bike, my bike would blow that hunk off the freeway...etc, etc.."
Sales dude just smiled, said "You're out of your G-D mind man..." and walked back in the dealership. He had me rolling later back in the service department when he was telling about it.
I told Eddie (the sales dude) that he must be a moron magnet. The year before we were convoying to Daytona from Ohio, and Eddie had his ZX-11 in the back of his little S-10. We were way down south in the middle of the night at a gas station when a some of the local talent walked up and stood there looking at the ZX-11. He started talking about how fast his bike was...a Suzuki GS550, bored out to 750 with a GS1100 head on it. (all 3 physically impossible
)He concluded by saying "Yessiree, she smack flat gets it..." Eddie couldn't get his gas cap on fast enough and get out of there!