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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 3:25 am   #1 (permalink)
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PMT = Pranged Motorcycle Transport
Had to pick up an ST2 this afternoon, it seems owner had need to take a female pillion for a ride, estimated weight of 130kg. Wasn't game to ask!

One big bump and it's all over.
End result, broken cases right rear engine mount and broken frame left rear engine mount. Not gunna let'er onme 'yper!
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 3:29 am   #2 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=GHEZZI;449349]PMT = it seems owner had need to take a female pillion for a ride, QUOTE]


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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 3:34 am   #3 (permalink)
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yikes, 286 lbs.? That is a large lady. I hope she can cook if she is that large. We sure as hell know she can eat.
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What a idiot for letting a 286 lb woman get on his bike in the first place
My woman weighs 140 and i wont let her ride on the back
The back seat on my hyper is reserved for little petite Italian girls with big titties
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 10:12 am   #5 (permalink)
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So, you're saying a fat guy riding pillion would be ok?
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 10:30 am   #6 (permalink)
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So, you're saying a fat guy riding pillion would be ok?
Exactly, lower center of gravity. Plus some fat guys have big racks. Oh wait...
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 12:53 pm   #7 (permalink)
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What a idiot for letting a 286 lb woman get on his bike in the first place
My woman weighs 140 and i wont let her ride on the back
The back seat on my hyper is reserved for little petite Italian girls with big titties
My thoughts exactly
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 3:03 pm   #8 (permalink)
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 3:12 pm   #9 (permalink)
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So, you're saying a fat guy riding pillion would be ok?
I gave a 300lb guy a ride from Mandello d. L. to Varenna on the back of my ST2 a few years ago.

Nothing broke, but it was a scary ride.

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P.S. My girl friend and daughters are all around 130 lbs. Best passenger I ever had though was 5'9" and 155 lbs. She just knew how to ride. It was like she wasn't even there. My younger daughter is the only bad one in the bunch, the older one and my girlfriend are both pretty good, and I barely notice their presence.
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 3:15 pm   #10 (permalink)
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The back seat on my hyper is reserved for little petite Italian girls with big titties
My girlfriend is 5'5", D cup. She's not Italian, but it's the only language she speaks. Her mother is Italian, though

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