Buyer anxiety, Italian foreplay and counseling, and a DNA funded remedy...

[bevel450]

OK, I'll bite....

Mark Buckelew has a Supermotard on order, and if the delivery is postponed any further he will need professional couseling. Or a ticket to Italy for factory delivery. A month can be a very, very long time when you have an erection and your dealer can not satisfy.

Or will DNA provide the couch and female Italian psychiatrist to help him through this terrible experience ? He says he's got it really bad and help is waaaay beyond the co-pay of his employer to get him back to work.

[Dave_R_996]

Mark's dealer has to draw the line at satisfying his Hyper boner : /
But we do offer counseling and we also offer free enrollment in a 12 step program if he gets too carried away with modifications !! I am actually the president of the local chapter !! I will see if I can come up with a lovely Italian psychiatrist for him though.... I will make sure Mark is on the top of the HM communication we get from Italy list for sure !!
Dave R

Originally Posted by bevel450

OK, I'll bite....
Mark Buckelew has a Supermotard on order, and if the delivery is postponed any further he will need professional couseling. Or a ticket to Italy for factory delivery. A month can be a very, very long time when you have an erection and your dealer can not satisfy.

Or will DNA provide the couch and female Italian psychiatrist to help him through this terrible experience ? He says he's got it really bad and help is waaaay beyond the co-pay of his employer to get him back to work.

[Buckelew]

I'm already tryingto figure out how to use my Medical Flexible Spending Account to pay for this....."medically necessary equipment".

<sigh>...just waiting. Any Frickin' time!

[dienstuhr]

Want a Hypermotard but can't afford it...

Take a test ride, post on the forum and read encouraging replies...

Sell some blood... or a kidney.

or does DNA stand for "Ducati North America"? Maybe just buy a demo model?


d.

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Holy old posts!