I have heard the bodywork, including the handguard/mirror assemblies are compatible for all Hypers... 796, 1100s and Evos.
As for the wardrobe malfunction; You should consider fitting for some straight leg, or skinny jeans... the Volcom skater denim is spandexy + comfortably form-fitting to accentuate the bulge unit, even more so, the rise is low to show off the ball-fro.
They may turn Your luck around...