It has not happened to me...yet (knock on wood). But we agree on one thing...the one that does not get pulled over is to ride away and wait up about a mile up the road.... or the nearest store/gas station.
2006 Monoposto, Yellow...
When asking a Ducati owner if he had any problems with his bike, his response was:
"The only problem I've had is attractive women divesting themselves of their clothing and rubbing their naughty bits on my leg while they lick the gas tank. Makes it hard to pull away from a red light,...... sometimes."