Dear Moderators/Administrators (and all related types)

[BaconAndScotch]

First off, I'd like to say thank you for providing this grand forum. It allows all of us with this wonderful interest/hobby to share our ideas and thoughts on this very subject. This medium truly spans the geographical gaps and boundaries that would have otherwise prevented us from ever knowing each other. For this I personally am truly thankful.

Now that all of the obligatory ass kissing is out of the way, here's my bitch. Why in the name of God can I not get my avatar to work?!?!? Bill Anderson and his grand idea of "Change your Avatar Day has really screwed me up. I'm stuck in this avatar-less existance. It's like being in forum pergatory. How am I supposed to adequately express myself if I can't have a little picture of someone else's wife's boobs? I feel this is a form of censorship, and I denounce the avatar policies of this "regime".

Ok, so the solution is this: I'll provide you with my address and one of the moderators/administrators (and all related types) can travel to my house, on their dime, and unfuck my avatar. Additionally, due to the pain and suffering I've incurred, I demand that said person take me out for a beer (or several). Once again, this is to be on their dime. I'm quite confident that the fine people at Ducati.ms recieve a stipend to offset the costs of official travel.

If this solution is not enacted immediately (and I want to see plane tickets), I will have no choice but to go to the DQ and bash this website on Binky's webshow. My people are waiting to hear from your people. Thank you.

[DUCeditor]

Originally Posted by 2000Ducati7-4-8

here's my bitch. Why in the name of God can I not get my avatar to work?!?!? Bill Anderson and his grand idea of "Change your Avatar Day has really screwed me up. I'm stuck in this avatar-less existance. It's like being in forum pergatory. How am I supposed to adequately express myself if I can't have a little picture of someone else's wife's boobs? I feel this is a form of censorship, and I denounce the avatar policies of this "regime".

This is a secret only important moderators are privy to. I personally do not qualify and have been stuck with the same dumb avatar since I made a "temporary" change to match a fun SportClassic forum thread some months back.

Ask Rainman or Chuckracer. They know EVERYTHING.
(and if you don't believe me just ask 'em!)

-nod

[Wonway]

You posted in the wrong forum. Can we get a mod to tow it here?

Contact the Help Team - Ducati.ms - The Ultimate Ducati Forum

[DUCeditor]

Originally Posted by duck888ltd

You posted in the wrong forum. Can we get a mod to tow it here?

Contact the Help Team - Ducati.ms - The Ultimate Ducati Forum

Its only wrong if it is principally a request for help. I took principally as a its-fun-to-bitch thread but I may be wrong.

-don

[scott]

Next time I am in GA I will be happy to take you out for a beer (or six) but in the mean time and before Mr. Binky comes to Sacramento... there are several threads in the help forum on this issue including this one (SpeedRacer used to be Speed-Racer):
can't load custom avatar

The problem and the solution is the hyphens in your username. If you don't mind me removing those you will be normal with the world... it is kinda like upgrading rocker arms

[Chuckracer]

Are rocker arms ever really upgraded though?

BTW, Scott's the one who knows everything. I'm just a glorified janitor here, and that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh uh-huh...

[Wonway]

Originally Posted by DUCeditor

Its only wrong if it is principally a request for help. I took principally as a its-fun-to-bitch thread but I may be wrong.

-don

my reply was a joke too

[BaconAndScotch]

Ok thanks guys!

[scott]

Let me know if you want those hyphens eliminated let me know

[Chuckracer]

"Department of Redundancy Department"