Shoot...you guys would just blow on by me. The older I get, etc.

And the last time I borrowed a bike for track duty I
fired it into a wall. The owner still messes with me.
As far as off road up here...it really dosen't exist. We can blast around on
dirt roads all day long, but anything approaching "off-road" is a dead end trail, or it winds up in some farmers field. It's on posted land anyway, so...I don't really explore much. I can show you what I do know, though!
We really should hook up. I've ridden by your place twice this summer but was "going somewhere" both times and didn't stop. I should've...